Archive for January, 2008

Car jack on Kesas

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

A colleague shared that her brother’s 2 days old Toyota Camry was hijacked on Kesas highway yesterday.  The hijackers bumped into his car and naturally one would come down to see the damage.  He was held at knife point by 3 guys and releaved of his car.  The hijackers were driving a Honda (didn’t ask what make).

Lucky for him, he was left by the road side unharmed.  To make things worst, no one came to his aid nor stop when he hailed.  He was forced to walk all the way to Summit.

 Moral of the story, be careful when you meet an accident.  This modus operandi is not new.  Try to take note of the number plate of the car, model and colour and the time of the accident.  Then drive slowly to a populated area like petrol station or highway R&R to negotiate.  If the other car dissappears from sight, you can go to the nearest police station to make a report of the incident.  And this is the time one would wish that they had installed a satellite tracking device on their car.

To recycle or not to recycle

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Ikano Power Centre is nice enough to prepare these 3 bins in every corner of the store. Blue for plastic, Green for paper and Black for other trash.  But are the shoppers ready and willing to spend a couple seconds more to consider which bin to use?  Well, for some, it’s just too much to ask … sigh!

Recycling bin

Even Korean does it

Friday, January 18th, 2008

This “special” menu was spotted at a Korean restaurant in Danau Desa. Spelling aside, it looks yummy … gosh … I want my clab *drool*drool*

Chili Clab anyone?

I spot a “PIG” in LRT

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Remember the ad of a guy who refused to give up his seat in the LRT couple of years ago? He pretended he was sleeping and all?

Well, few days ago another breed was spotted on the busy morning LRT. Despite the crowd standing around him, this young and more than able guy was more concerned about his beg falling over. Sigh! With all the campaigns on “Malaysian cares”, you still have such inconsiderate “pig” around.

Selfish Pig on the train

Jinggle B*** …

Monday, January 7th, 2008

This particular song was circulated during Christmas last year (just 2 weeks ago). Unfortunately, it is not your normal “Jingle Bell” but rather a ‘ham sap‘ version. Just thought of sharing it … in light of the earlier Penal Code 377A.

Before anyone start slamming us for putting this up, please note that listening is voluntary and at your own listening pleasure or pressure. If you find yourself easily offended by sexual innuendo and explicit references to the male genital, please DO NOT click the play button. However, if you are Open Minded, Above 18, have read and understood Penal Code 377A and don’t mind adult jokes, enjoy!

You’ve been warned!

Hukum DM

Monday, January 7th, 2008

I was in Melaka over the weekend and spot the welcome sign below:

Road sign in Melaka

The English translation at the bottom was derived directly from the BM version. It just reminded me of my BM teacher, Mr Tan who thought us “Hukum DM“. It simply means “Diterangkan” & “Menerangkan” (Being Described & Describing It). BM is on the reverse of English as far as “Hukum DM” is concerned. What am I rambling about?

eg. Kereta Biru

Kereta - Diterangkan (the object that is being described)
Biru - Menerangkan (detail that describes the object/car)

Hence, in English, we need to translate and reverse the order to “Blue Car“. Other examples:

Kucing Gemuk = Fat Cat
Rumah Besar = Big House
Orang Gila = Crazy Person

new years eve 2007

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

i know this happened yonks ago, but i’d like to jot this down somewhere for my own personal milestone trackings :)

well most of you would have ended the year, either having a blast in some party filled with lots of food and great company… and not to mention the many fireworks display to celebrate the year end…

well yours truly, was on leave on the 31st Dec 2007 and being super kiasu decided to spend the remaining RM220 off the RM1700 allowance for spectacles and dental, by going to the dentist for scaling.

just a little note to all those who don’t already know. i’m petrified when the thought of going to visit a dentist comes around!! in those good old days my parents would have to go in to the room with me, and hold my hand through out the whole ordeal!! yeah its that bad!!

when they started the restaurant business and hardly have time to go with me to my dental visits, jason my best friend would have to go with me, gee how many of your best pals has seen you with your mouth wide open and knowing all the cavities you have in there?

one day he told me, “i wonder how you are going to give birth next time!”

ok ok to cut the story short, i went to the dentist widely recommended by my colleagues which is close to my home,  i went alone for the first time in my life!!!

sat down on the chair, told the dr, “please clean my teeth ok? im scared, so be gentle with me… ”

half way cleaning he got on a very sensitive spot! i yelped and he stopped to have a clearer look, and gave me my death sentence!! “your top left wisdom tooth has got a cavity, looks like we got to remove it”.

my mind went blank, wisdom tooth?  remove?? OMG i haven’t had a tooth removed in like more than 10 years!!

he gave me my jabs, then left me for a while to let the anesthetic kick in, with my hands shaking i sms my mom, wazir, jason, fen fen and shaf and god knows who else… that feeling was horrifying!

when the dr came back to attend to me, the nurse held my hand as the pliers went in my mouth and out of my view, next i heard it grip my teeth and a cruuuck and felt a yank… and it was all over!! phewwww

good bye to my wisdom tooth and also to year 2007 :)

Danger of Press & Oral Sex

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

These two days saw Dr Chua Soi Lek shooting to stardom … the wrong way. Everything he revealed to the press had somehow been used against him (especially the Chinese papers). One of his biggest blunder in my opinion was when he said the following:

“I saw the DVD on Sunday when a friend gave a copy to me,” he said. He said he was unsure whether the clips were recent or old.

- The Star, 2 Jan 2008

Eh?? How long has this been going on?

And today, in Page 2 of the Sun, the police was asked if they will investigate Dr Chua for allegedly indulging in oral sex, an offence under Section 377(a) of the Penal Code.

Now, this may be news to many. Oral and anal sex are actually serious offences under the Laws of Malaysia, Act 574 Penal Code. Hence, before you indulge into such acts, please understand your rights or lack of it:


Carnal intercourse against the order of nature

377A. Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Explanation-Penetration is sufficient to constitute the sexual connection necessary to the offence described in this section.

Punishment for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature
377B. Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature without consent, etc.
377C. Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

Reference: Laws of Malaysia Act 574 - Penal Code (page 148)

Shocked yet? And before anyone go shouting foul over human rights or joy for those who now has a good reason to turn down their partner’s request, etc, the Penal Code 377 was first introduced by the British to Straits Settlement of Singapore, Malacca and Penang in 1872. It was later included in the Penal Code of both Malaysia and Singapore. There you go, we may be ‘Merdeka’ but we are still bounded by laws created by some “ang-moh” over a century ago.

On the lighter side … according to the definition of 377A, it’s only illegal for a man to receive oral sex but not the other way round … think about it.

shopping craze part one!

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

i’ve been wanting to watch Enchanted for a really really long time… and i had my wish come true last saturday hehehe…. i have this thing for all Disney movies and cartoons… somehow i just love all their songs, and story line too… every single one leaves you with a feel good feeling and the songs will keep singing in your head for a while :)

since last saturday we have been on a crazy shopping spree, not much of a help with those year end sales going on now too… total damage is quite an amazing sum, i hope the credit card bills get lost in mail!!!

we were at the gardens last weekend, where we were shopping for clothes, i ended up buying alot but not for myself!! gee apa lah… teruk right?

but i got a consolation Gelatissimo’s ice cream yummy!! we had three flavours, which was the hazelnut, caramel creme, and american chocolate… absolutely yummylicious!!

after walking on and on, i finally decided to buy two items that i would need during my feat to climb up mount kinabalu this june 2008!!

the coleman walking stick which is RM41 a good deal!

and the Deuter Traveller 60 for RM342, i checked through the web one unit normally is in the range of £95.00!!  :)  SOOOOO HAPPY… so whats so good about this bag? the harness and hip belt  can be quickly stowed away for convenience during transportation, so means i can nicely zip it up and i can also check this in, no need to lug it around eheheheh.

  • Vari-Quick harness adjustment system to fit all back lengths.
  • Breathable foam back and padded hip belt.
  • Aluminium frame transfers the load to the hip belt.
  • Large dividable main compartment has a bottom compartment with separate access.
  • Two grab handles and shoulder strap.
  • Compression straps.
  • Zip-off daypack, also serves as a front pocket. It has an organiser, zipped front pocket and removable sitting mat.

two dry fit tops and two shorts from Brooks for only RM50!! happy happy joy joy…

i have to concur with Nastasshea@Nesh on the service quality of Manhattan Fish Shop too… there were just too many of them hanging around the counter chatting rather than serving customers, the lady on our right accidentally poured water onto herself and it took quite a while for them to flag one person down to get them tissues, and when they did, they got the tissue and delivered to our table instead :S

anyway here are some pics of our lunch today..

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